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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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No gods, no masters

By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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Not now, Yoda

By iwassoclose - 10/04/2013 16:32 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML

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Bored stiff

By RJB - 29/07/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML

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Confession time

By Noname - 05/03/2009 06:01 - Canada

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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tippy_pink89 2

Wednesday 31 March 2010 16:02

well ydi for faking, if he's not doing it right, tell him, how's he ever gonna learn n fyl for getting caught

paid2think 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 16:00

haha nice one

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DeathMagnetic 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 16:51

Gutted for you, now you will end up with no sex :L

Nate_Fisher 2

Wednesday 31 March 2010 16:53

He wasn't in you anymore and you continued to fake anyway? Wow, ydi just for that reason. I hope you don't plan your 2dos while driving. Wouln't wanna be on the street if that happens. :-]

Whiskan 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 16:55

Don't fake your orgasms you stupid bitch.

Harlson13 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 17:03

well said!

pariah13 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 16:58

maybe she's so loose, it was like a hot dog in a hall way and that's why she didn't notice he was finished.

myownenemy 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 20:55

42 a girl being loose is a myth, vaginas are elastic and return to their original shape when there's nothing in them.

Smilzen 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 22:25

Well, maybe hers was like the elastic in a fat man's drawers?

kyliebeatriz08 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 17:06

why would u do that? that's the reason why nobody gets along these days, everybody is fake... I mean, I don't think he deserves u to be like that and of course I will be mad too if I was him......and by the way this is not even a FML for u...