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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
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tippy_pink89 2

well ydi for faking, if he's not doing it right, tell him, how's he ever gonna learn n fyl for getting caught

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HeXr 22

no one seems to have acknowledged the possibility that maybe OP's bf has a tiny little baby dick and that's why she doesn't notice/enjoy sex. FYL for having a pencil dicked bf and/or him really sucking in bed. though you should probably tell him he sucks since that's the best way to get him to stop sucking. or just find someone else, either or

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israelnotjacob 20

No matter what his limitations are if she isn't telling him he's not truly pleasuring her then it's her fault because if he thinks he can give her good orgasms he's going to assume he's doing a good job and not try to make adjustments. Faking orgasms is perhaps the stupidest thing a woman can do. I'm sure more guys would rather know honestly if they need to do something better. If two people can't be honest with each other when it comes to sex they don't deserve to be having it. So even if he is bad in bed she still deserves it for not telling.

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Smilzen 0

I dunno. Most times, hell yeah...tell me what works and I'll go for it. But there are days like where I'm just...man, I'm TIRED...if I'm gettin' busy dicing that tomato and I'm tired and the girl knows it, maybe an honorable way out would be some nice fakeage. Or a raincheck. Or maybe I say something sexy like, "Baby, I don't got the juice to bring you to Candyland tonight. Could we just spoon with vigor?".

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israelnotjacob 20

I get not being able to get her to climax if it is a time when you're tired out so you can't work as hard as usual, but in that case though I wouldn't expect her to lie, just understand if I can't quite get her that far.

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triniboi84 0

I agree with 75, quit faking and spend ur time teaching ur man how to please u

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Njal 0

What a total bitch. You deserve it for being a liar, an inconsiderate lover, fyl for being a dumb **** who has to fake orgasmisms because you can't help him please you. Either f*** him or get off your back.

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darkmis1 17

YDI! If he's not doing something right, you need to tell him. Otherwise, he'll never know, and he won't get any better. F your boyfriends L.

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dbjb40 0

hey tell him that if he knew how to do his damn job as a man u wouldn't have to fake it : P

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Mortanious 0

YDI big time! He finished 2 minutes ago?! did you not feel him inside you anymore? How wide are you? Not his fault you're so loose thatcyour lips flap in the wind.

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erikeet216 0

so you mean he wasn't even moving anymore? I don't really understand this situation... if he was still humping then he can't really get mad, but if he had stopped and just laid there to test your reaction THEN you faked it, you're a huge idiot.

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