Addicted

By oddgrrl99 - 23/07/2013 22:42 - United States - Portage

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Today, my husband removed the TV from our bedroom to improve our sex life. Still no sex because he watches TV on his iPhone. FML
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Dswank620 18

Send him some nudes in the midst of his t.v. watching

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darwinism 30

Next time tell him "Honey, can you turn your voume down? I like to hear my vibrator as it pleases me"

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worldclassrager 39

Take his phone away...or make that an introduction...

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DJisHere11 19

#22 Well, that's why they don't get laid.

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graceinsheepwear 33

40, I see you are pretty young. I hope you move past your desire to isolate. Human interaction is life and I do hope for your sake that you embrace it in all its messy, painful, glorious forms.

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NagainaFier 16

Am I the ONLY person who noticed OP's name has '99' on the end? I hope to God that's along the lines of 'been married since 99', not 'I was born in 99.'

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x3jmac27 22

I say you should strip naked then get on the bed nicely take away his phone and see if that gets his attention? Orrr maybe you should talk to him about it and tell him how it makes you deel. Good luck he will come around

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reaxion 25

Tell him he has a choice. Either TV or other device watching is banned in favour of sex, or he is banned from the bedroom, permanently, and can sleep on the damn sofa.

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DarthVader77 9

If my woman EVER tried blackmailing me, I would have kicked her out

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outoftown 26

He's not really clear on the concept, is he?

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NPN_Scorpio 16

He switched to a smaller screen to make his pornbabes look tighter.

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bbpgrs 7

maybe the tv just interests him more?

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