Addicted

By oddgrrl99 - 23/07/2013 22:42 - United States - Portage

Spicy
Today, my husband removed the TV from our bedroom to improve our sex life. Still no sex because he watches TV on his iPhone. FML
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Dswank620 18

Send him some nudes in the midst of his t.v. watching

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darwinism 30

Next time tell him "Honey, can you turn your voume down? I like to hear my vibrator as it pleases me"

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darwinism 30

Next time tell him "Honey, can you turn your voume down? I like to hear my vibrator as it pleases me"

104 3
rachxxo 9

Choosing tv over sex? This guy needs to get his priorities sorted.

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isamisis 9

Put his phone on your forehead. No harm - No Foul.

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noonenoeone 22

17- Or the back of her head

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shan88 14

Really? I've known a few

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CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

He needs to take control of his life,with my 4 week plan you should be having sex in a week or less.

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random_commenter 9

And this is the reason why in about 20-30 years time 90% of the children in the first world will have to be conceived artificially.

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CharresBarkrey 15

...is this a joke?

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CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

The kind that dont get laid.

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azwethinkweiz87 11

Maybe go on a steamy weekend away, try new things - might spice things up a bit?! ;)

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vintaqe 28

We have vaginas. We don't need to spice things up. It should be an automatic need to procreate.

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