Addicted

By oddgrrl99 - 23/07/2013 22:42 - United States - Portage

Spicy
Today, my husband removed the TV from our bedroom to improve our sex life. Still no sex because he watches TV on his iPhone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 550
You deserved it 4 760

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Dswank620 18

Send him some nudes in the midst of his t.v. watching

Next time tell him "Honey, can you turn your voume down? I like to hear my vibrator as it pleases me"

Comments

Time for a "no phones allowed in the room" rule?

OP- Maybe he thought the NSA was watching you guys have sex through the tv? Maybe he thinks his iphone is a safer bet for privacy? Did he shout "FALSE FLAG!!" as he hauled it out of the bedroom?

They say tv's in the bedroom greatly increase divorce rates. Divorce rates are high enough.

Uhh, that's when you take a little initiative and take his phone (respectfully) and start things going yourself. Guys like when women are aggressive just as much as when women are aggressive.

imtooshy 18

I'm confused, if it was HIM that removed the tv for a better sex life, I'm lost as to why HE is on the phone? This would make more sense if you had removed it hoping for "more". Either way, sorry OP. hope it gets better.

RedPillSucks 31

Let him do it doggy style so he can rest the phone (or tablet, or 40 inch HDTV) on your back. Two birds, one stone.

tell him to take his phone to another room. or make a rule that phones are to be turned off. before 9 or 10

davikiin 6

This is a crazy idea... Seduce him?

Give it a few weeks of acclimatization. Watching TV in bed is very addictive. In the meantime, send him some nudies or just commence sex on him.