Admission time

By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
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kcnutt10 1

**** YOUR life? No. YDI. You ******* douche! This may come as a shock to you, but women have feelings too. If you love or want to be with someone else, then just break-up with your girlfriend. It's that simple. Yea, it may cause her pain from the break-up, but not near as much pain if she realized you cheated on her. It's douche bags like you that make it hard for the few good men out there who actually respect women. Eat shit! I hope she dumped your sorry, pathetic ass.

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gusgus36 5

71, I totally agree! I hate how people assume that just because girls say the cheating guy deserved it, we would say it's not ok if it were vice versa. if I cheated on my boyfriend i'd deserve getting slapped or punched in the face. not beat up like enough to go to the hospital, but people who cheat deserve punishment. a slap or punch that doesn't leave real damage after a person you trusted cheats isn't domestic abuse

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megashroom 6

YDI for being a pussy and using any anaesthetic at all. Be a real man.

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nitewlf12 10

Eh. I don't think you deserved it. It was your gf's fault for not treating you right. I got a feeling this isn't the first time she has abused you. It's all her fault. She drove you into te arms of another woman and you were too afraid to tell her because you knew she would hurt you.

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GreggyZ 0

LOL...she's a helluva lot nicer than you are...

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GreggyZ 0

oh the 'interesting theory' was meant for 193

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GreggyZ 0

oh the 'interesting theory' was meant for 193

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chosha_fml 26

@#200 Actually that totally is judging, but I agree with you anyway. Karma is a bitch, and it just punched the OP in the mouth, hahaha! HDI.

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danggitserinn201 0

I hope your sorry ass doesn't think you deserve any sympathy for this. people who post FMLs about them cheating and getting something bad in return piss me off. cockless bastards.

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