Cheating, Dentist, Drugs and Love: Admission time

Admission time

By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

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By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By bouncekitty - 20/02/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

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I'm so sorry

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 14:20 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

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By anon - 11/05/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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Time to run

By Anonymous - 24/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend smashed a glass in my face. When I went to the hospital, the first thing the nurse did was ask what I did to upset her, and then muttered that she hoped I'd learned a lesson. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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ohhjenn 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:53

you deserve it for being a cheater!

kcnutt10 1

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:05

**** YOUR life? No. YDI. You ******* douche! This may come as a shock to you, but women have feelings too. If you love or want to be with someone else, then just break-up with your girlfriend. It's that simple. Yea, it may cause her pain from the break-up, but not near as much pain if she realized you cheated on her. It's douche bags like you that make it hard for the few good men out there who actually respect women. Eat shit! I hope she dumped your sorry, pathetic ass.

Comments

alicec123 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 2:16

why is this an FML if you know that you totally deserved it?

swampstomper 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 2:29

you totally deserved it

jsantos855 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 2:32

you're an asshole. and I'm glad she waited for the numbness to wear off so that you could feel it when she punched you. you definitely deserved it.

yay_knee 3

Sunday 30 January 2011 3:20

Since you "accidentally" confessed to cheating on her, does that mean you weren't planning on telling her at all? YDI, what did you expect her to say? "Why didn't you tell me? We could have had a threesome?" In a perfect world, where cheating is accepted, I"m sure that would've been nice, but we don't live in that type of world (At least I don't). She deserves better than that, and you cheating on her was a very shitty thing. She even went to pick you up at your dentist. However, as much as I believe you deserved it, punching you in the face isn't going to help her, you already cheated. I strongly disapprove of violence, even if the person deserves it. There are other ways to ease her pain. If I was her, I would've driven you back to your dentist office, and asked you to get the **** off my car. I'd probably take your phone away so that you wouldn't be able to call someone to pick you up, and you'd have to walk home ( but I think that's a bit childish). I both pity you, and believe you deserved it.

fuckthisshit91 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 3:21

You're a ******* asshole. She should be the one writing on here not you. You totally deserved it.

gxkon 5

Sunday 30 January 2011 3:38

dumb ass learn how to be a player

alexus_123 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 3:59

YDI. If you are not ready to be tied down, then just be real about it and tell her instead of sneaking around with some girl. That way you can avoid getting sucker punched in a sore mouth.