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By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
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kcnutt10 1

**** YOUR life? No. YDI. You ******* douche! This may come as a shock to you, but women have feelings too. If you love or want to be with someone else, then just break-up with your girlfriend. It's that simple. Yea, it may cause her pain from the break-up, but not near as much pain if she realized you cheated on her. It's douche bags like you that make it hard for the few good men out there who actually respect women. Eat shit! I hope she dumped your sorry, pathetic ass.

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Cali_Queen 0

U diserved it!!! I Dont See Why People Say They Love There gf when they go off and cheat...well the truth u ddnt care and ur an ass

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

YDI- u shuda told her in da first place and u still shuldn't have been suprised into getting punched in right the kisser XP

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Lukendo 0

FYL? more like YDI. You're complaining that you told her you were cheating on her? Your problem. F*#K YOU you cheating bas*#%d. I think that your gf is the nicest woman one earth. wanna know why? She didn't push you out the car, then ran over your legs. If i was a girl, i wouldve done. So take your pathetic ass elsewhere if your looking for pity.

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ohhhyeaaa 0

not my chair not my problem that's what I say

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skusek 0

your a complete scumbag! no wonder girls have troubles trusting men, Bc assholes like u !

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imaskier 0

laughing gas doesn't effect me, and no I'm not a stoner

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Are you trying to start the "Men are jerks and always cheat" vs. "Get in the kitchen" argument?

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DinoBonertaco 0

Wow, everyone on this site just screams YDI because he cheated on her, which isn't even really the FML in this, I think the fml is being punched in the face after getting teeth removed (which happen to be near your face) I do think that she had every right too due too the level of being pissed off she was in. just saying, FML is unbelievably bias, and no, I don't support cheating, and yes, you can flame me cause idc

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jhillmoney 0

ur a ****** prick dude..it's not fun to be cheated on.

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emjay09 0

ydi you cheater. everyone hates cheaters.

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