Admission time

By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
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kcnutt10 1

**** YOUR life? No. YDI. You ******* douche! This may come as a shock to you, but women have feelings too. If you love or want to be with someone else, then just break-up with your girlfriend. It's that simple. Yea, it may cause her pain from the break-up, but not near as much pain if she realized you cheated on her. It's douche bags like you that make it hard for the few good men out there who actually respect women. Eat shit! I hope she dumped your sorry, pathetic ass.

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Amethyst99 2

hahaha guess ur ex gf wont be driving u home again anytime soon epic fail

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smallory42 0

You're a bitch. If my boyfriend ever did that to me, I'd kindly murder him. You're lucky I'm not your girlfriend.-.-

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thisiswilli_fml 5

I think everybody on earth is lucky not to have you as a girlfriend

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puppetmaster715 0

323 that's a little harsh don't you think? OP Deserved it, poor girlfriend hope she dumped his ass

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TyffaniHope 4

Well maybe you shouldn't have been a ******* asshole and cheat on her .

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FishHead 6

the most shocking thing about this is his GF managed to think through anger that a punch wouldn't hurt that at that moment, and then wait till it wore off to punch him

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CallMeBloo 31

Agreed. There is no excuse for infidelity.

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suxx4uu 0

Why the HELL would you cheat?! You deserve it you ass

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swag_unicorn 4

**** you. get cancer

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