Advent calendar time!

By firemansam - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was out selling Christmas-themed calendars for charity door-to-door. I rang a doorbell and a wild-eyed man appeared at the door, shouted about being "on nights" and that I'd woken him up, called me a "bell end", threw a newspaper at me and slammed the door in my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 560
You deserved it 29 753

Comments

WhatWhatInTheBut_fml 5

i love to put signs on my door saying i work nights. its an invitation for a good old nighttime robbery

I know I hate it when people bang on my door for money, people who work nights don't get it easy and if we wanted a Christmas calendar, we'd go to the store... Js

Razzed 4

I say YDI because OP shouldn't have gone door to door soliciting for donations to begin with. Why? Because he has no f*cking clue what kind of schedule those people are on and it's not the peoples responsibility to announce their visiting schedule to the entire world. It's a private residence, so no one should have to hang a sign stating that they want privacy. People really shouldn't be rude enough to come by completely unannounced, begging for money or trying to sell stuff. Not only that, people collecting for charity or people preaching their religion often ignore posted signs with the thought that "Well, this is for charity/salvation. That's not really solicitation." Door to door solicitation actually makes me less likely to donate money/buy stuff from you. There are many reasons, such as: 1. You pissed me off by disturbing me at home. 2. I don't carry cash, so I couldn't give you money even if I wanted to. 3. Your products suck. I don't want to buy a calendar, I already have one on my phone, one on my computer, and I get three of them sent to me for free every year. I don't want any wrapping paper, I'm still trying to use up the rolls I got three years ago. I don't want chocolates or beef jerky or girl scout cookies, they contain everything I'm allergic to. I certainly don't want to buy a magazine subscription, I get more than enough junk mail as it is and there's no need to be killing more trees for that crap. 4. I'm happy with my spiritual beliefs and I most certainly won't agree with any religion that encourages door to door solicitation. 5. I already do my own charity work, don't come to my house and try to guilt me into giving more. So yeah, you totally deserved it. Now, GTFO my property!

Actually, you're wrong. If you are referring to the religious group I think, they are not coming for "salvation" and the "No Soliciting" signs DO NOT apply. However they are always kind when someone asks them to leave due to the sign or any other reason. They only come to share information and leave things with people for free.

Jorcar 8

Harsh much? That's how many products are sold, including Boy Scout popcorn and Girl Scout cookies. Door to door is basically the only way to sell those an many other products . Also, OPs charity may run solely door to door, so there may not have been any other way to raise money for thee charity. Lighten up!

You get that living with the general population means having to deal with slightly annoying things sometimes, right?

Razzed 4

Right, they have no other way to raise money than to bother people at home for donations that they are unlikely to receive because they bothered people at home for them? There are other ways to raise funds for your charity. In fact, something as simple as just leaving the information package in my mailbox rather than coming to knock on my door, would make me more likely to give them something. As I said. Do not come to my PRIVATE RESIDENCE unannounced to beg me for money. You won't get anything from me. I bought a PRIVATE RESIDENCE so that I could get away from the general public, not so that the general public could come bother me on my PRIVATE PROPERTY. If I wanted to be bothered by the general public, I would leave my PRIVATE PROPERTY and go hang out on PUBLIC PROPERTY. My friends and family don't even stop by my house unannounced, so why should I find it acceptable for a complete stranger to do so?

are you being sarcastic, i think you are, i hope you are. cause seriously in todays economy hunting helps a lot in the food budget and living in the country when you do know gun saftey there is really nothing better than a gun to protect your family. 911 could not get here fast enough if someone broke in to my house. My husband works nights i am a five foot tall woman that weighs like a buck five. its called having an equalizer at the ready if i need it to protect me and the kids.

Some people are VERY unhappy about being woken up. As a teenager I used to literally scream at being woken up for school.

bubo_fml 10

Joke: 2 door 2 door salesmen were ordered 2 sell toothbrushes.1st one sold 5 that day, the other sold 600! Boss asked; "How'd ya sell so much?" 2nd salesman said, "I'd offer 'em a piece of candy during my sales pitch. 1/2 way into the pitch, the customer would say, 'This candy tastes like shit!' I'd reply, "It is...Wanna buy a toothbrush?" (Go & doo likewise, Gentlemen!)

Ydi for being a door to door salesman.. Stay off my doorstep. I don't care what you're doing..

You just got a look into what a Jehovah's Witness goes through on an almost daily basis.

They (Jahova's witnesses) should should take the hint.

Yes. You are right. People are very mean.

sandungyyy 4

I'll save my sympathies for those who do not go looking for trouble. I'm kind every time a Witness or Mormon shows up at my door but I politely asked them to stop 7 weeks in a row this summer. It seemed as if my politeness only encouraged them. I've seen your meeting places; I'll come in if I'm interested.

its hard enough to try and sleep in the day when ur on nights as it is!!!