Alas, poor Kermit

By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
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Doritozilla 20

Imagine just sitting there relaxing when all of the sudden a giant foot squishes you? o.O

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then000bster 16

Sounds like you had a smashing time.

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morbidbeauties 10

Your foot went all Kai the hitchhiker on the frog. Smash! Smash! Suhhhhhmash..!

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Wakachulak 22

Quit being a diva. I've stepped on stuff with a bare foot, I doesn't hurt that much.

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morbidbeauties 10

Were you being sarcastic? If you weren't, well I'm pretty sure OP didn't mean that his foot hurts but instead because of how gross it was that he was barefoot when he smashed the frog.

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snugglesMcGee199 23

I know that feel, bro. The sickening sounds and crunching underfoot give you a sick feeling in your stomach and make you want to cry.

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zoidberg666 3

That little bastard Kermit needed to die

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graceinsheepwear 33

That's a Grimm tale OP. You were supposed to kiSS that frog, not kiLL him. Now you'll never get to live in the castle.

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Chris93Jones 20

nick nick nick nick nick... nickelodeon

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charliewhippet 9

You have my sympathy. I once trod on a slug while I was barefoot... most disgusting experience of my life, and he wasn't too happy about it either.

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skyeyez9 24

I accidentally drove my car tire over a bullfrog once in my driveway. It was dark out and I didn't see it till I felt a slight bump and a popping sound. I got out to see what happened....flat frog :(

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