Alexa, play "Patchwork" by Tindersticks

By OneYearMistake. - 22/07/2009 23:35 - United Kingdom

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Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML
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RESTAREA 0

He cut up a bunch of perfectly good bed sheets? You guys have done it on enough bed sheets to make a patchwork out of it? You don't wash the sheets afterward? This is disturbing on many levels... Something is wrong with the both of you

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coopcas 0

Give him a sweater you knit out of the pubes he makes you shave off.

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zombie_pie 0

nothing says I love you like dried, crusty ****

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zombie_pie 0

I want to act this out with someone and put it on youtube.

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Phwow 0

Lol coopcas, or stuff a pillow with pubes it doesn't matter it's the thought that counts

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hella_elyse 0

ROFL @ #8. If my bf did that I wouldn't know if I should say "awe you're so sweet" or "are you crazy?" I mean it is the thought that counts and he did work hard on it. But you must admit your bf is a little weird for thinking this would be a hit. Can you imagine the smell of that blanket, god try wrapping yourself up in that! OMG so gross!

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VanApplez 0

hahahaha. well, at least he was being thoughtful?? haha

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starburstb 0

Well...at least he remembered and put some (different & unusual ) thought into it :)

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Glam_fml 0

At least your boyfriend is original. Most guys would realize how disgusting that is. 

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msbetsy 0

Most civilized human beings have time for that. OP, your boyfriend is gross.

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msbetsy 0

Sorry, I guess the comment I was replying to was deleted.

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muffinsareyummy 1

consider yourself lucky that he actually got you something. and that he remembered. and that he made the damn gift.

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Delilahlilah 0

Consider yourself lucky? Is that some sort of honor, getting a gift from your boyfriend? A QUILT OF DRIED UP ****?

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bookworm124 0

Yes, because dried-up semen sewn into a loving-caring blanket of semen stains is definitly caring and romantic. Honestly, if it came to that, I would rather that my boyfriend completely forget about my birthday, instead of having to thank him (and then go puke over) a ****-blanket.

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