Alexa, play "Patchwork" by Tindersticks

By OneYearMistake. - 22/07/2009 23:35 - United Kingdom

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Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML
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RESTAREA 0

He cut up a bunch of perfectly good bed sheets? You guys have done it on enough bed sheets to make a patchwork out of it? You don't wash the sheets afterward? This is disturbing on many levels... Something is wrong with the both of you

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coopcas 0

Give him a sweater you knit out of the pubes he makes you shave off.

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DeathSticks 0

That is true romantic poetry.

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arsenicalhumor 30

"Oh my sweet lemon pie, I give you a **** blanket where you can lie"

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des_al_tur 0

ahahahahha oh wow. that's sweet, in a disturbing kind of way... u should just say thanks and then tuck it away somewhere where nobody can find it. lol

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ru4real_ 0

wow. I really don't know what to say? um break up or we'll be seeing you two on Dr. Phil

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Charlina 0

O my god, that's not really romantic... I agree with des_al_lur, just put it somewhere no one would find it...

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sherryterry3 0

OR... completely freak out at him for being a psychopathic weirdo.. and then burn it to the ground =D

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Bella_999 0

thats disgusting.. :|

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arsenic_fml 0

thats kinda cute. i hope he got you something you actually wanted, too, though. also, "do it?" can't we just say sex?

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um_duh 0

Does he not was his sheets??? That's nasty ass shit!

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Nightfallz 0

really stop complaining. your boyfriend got you a present for your "1 year". and the fact that you expected something from a boyfriend for being together a set amount of time is rediculous.

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