Sex and Love: Alexa, play "Patchwork" by Tindersticks

Alexa, play "Patchwork" by Tindersticks

By OneYearMistake. - 22/07/2009 23:35 - United Kingdom

Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML

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You deserved it 6 115

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 105

You deserved it 4 697

By TLT - 16/11/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 482

You deserved it 5 849

By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 223

You deserved it 4 218

By Bruja5 - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 382

You deserved it 6 158

Clean your room

By disgusted - 18/05/2023 12:00

Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 783

You deserved it 173

By luvizwar - 18/09/2009 23:27 - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 340

You deserved it 7 416

By Headless - 29/05/2015 13:04 - Denmark - Lyngby

Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 697

You deserved it 9 005

By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 062

You deserved it 895

Good night

By iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles - 12/08/2013 14:30 - United States - Mabank

Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 429

You deserved it 4 447

By Deaf Dumb & Blonde - 01/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 533

You deserved it 2 213

RESTAREA 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 9:11

He cut up a bunch of perfectly good bed sheets? You guys have done it on enough bed sheets to make a patchwork out of it? You don't wash the sheets afterward? This is disturbing on many levels... Something is wrong with the both of you

coopcas 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 9:12

Give him a sweater you knit out of the pubes he makes you shave off.

Comments

CaptainStew 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 11:01

he's a keeper

naem 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 11:02

wierd idea but must've taken him awhile so 10pts for effort!!!

thisissome 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 11:12

romance is so not dea- oh. wait. ok i give in, it really is. haha this is very dr. crab/memoirs of a geisha... ew

Pastor_Rich 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 11:49

YDI for having sex out of wedlock

musu_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 12:09

The 19th century called. It wants you to come home. Your dinner's getting cold.

timtam24 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 15:19

hahahahahaha

fuckyourlifee 1

Friday 24 July 2009 10:59

HAHAHA!

Maggey 19

Friday 29 April 2011 4:00

This is modern life, grandpa, not the 1700s anymore. People should be allowed to choose for themselves without society judging them.

aback 4

Thursday 23 July 2009 12:10

He put a little of himself into his gift.

speedmastaflex 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 12:21

Well, its rather creative, I'll give him that.

connalH 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 12:57

ahaha yeah i agree with #48, that guy is a creep

atomick 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 14:19

What the hell is wrong with you if your wet spots leave stains?

unibrowicorn 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 14:45

shouldn't you be more concerned that he actually sewed a quilt?

alwaysalady 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 14:48

That is horrendous. Why can't men just get it through their heads? Chocolate, perfume, jewelry, and flowers. that's what we want. Not a collection of nuts and bolts. not coasters made out of scratched CDs, and certainly not sheets stained with sex.