Alexa, play "Touched by the Hand of God" by New Order

By lils - 05/08/2012 17:45 - United States

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Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
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StripedSwtor 7

he's screwed if you guys have a son

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oicu812xD 16

You'll feel real stupid when your future daughter has that name: P haha but seriously you have to give him credit for trying

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bcmarathon 3

Question: why would you say YOUR daughter's name WHILE having sex? If you do have a kid nanny cam his ass.

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Ilikeike 4

Ahahahhahahahahahahaha. that's all I gotta say.

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GeorgiaRae 2

This would be even funnier if the guy was an atheist.

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TreyDuhh 10

Probably one of the best I've heard, lol surprised its not on all times list. It's halarious

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haruhiotakufan16 7

Beware he might be castiel

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jeff_boles 12

Possessed by the Lord? I don't think that's a thing.

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RiddleMePancake 12

he woulda had more luck skipping the divine encounter shit and saying thats the name of our future daughter!!

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