Alexa, play "Touched by the Hand of God" by New Order

By lils - 05/08/2012 17:45 - United States

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Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
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StripedSwtor 7

he's screwed if you guys have a son

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oicu812xD 16

You'll feel real stupid when your future daughter has that name: P haha but seriously you have to give him credit for trying

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dirton89 7

Well.... Amen to that..o_0

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hm23b 1

That's kind of gross if he's thinking of your future daughter in an intimate situation.

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GothInside 6

Points for creativity....

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hateevryone 14

Men are good with lies.

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janeybean 4

Smo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0th

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aislincalum 5

This is why you stick to, "Oh, god, honey, baby, sweetie" etc.

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