Alexa, play "Touched by the Hand of God" by New Order

By lils - 05/08/2012 17:45 - United States

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Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
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StripedSwtor 7

he's screwed if you guys have a son

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oicu812xD 16

You'll feel real stupid when your future daughter has that name: P haha but seriously you have to give him credit for trying

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RyaWolf 0

the power of Christ compels you!

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marinewife519 12

I would have sex with him again call out a different name and tell him you had a God intervention as well, God was telling you the name of your divorce lawyer

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Whackamole 1

Haaaha. Won't be your future daughters name now!!

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krazy_bitch 0

Yea sure...that's what it was

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DadoMahho 4

You have to name your daughter that now. :)

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laurapiggy 3

Yeah....that's the ticket. The ticket to divorce court.

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LaxMonsta11 1

Hahaha great I might have to use that someday

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