Alexa, play "Touched by the Hand of God" by New Order

By lils - 05/08/2012 17:45 - United States

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Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
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StripedSwtor 7

he's screwed if you guys have a son

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oicu812xD 16

You'll feel real stupid when your future daughter has that name: P haha but seriously you have to give him credit for trying

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kissme2night 5

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Talkryz 7

I really hope you didn't take him seriously and just walked away

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graphicstyle7 17

Next time, you get to moan another name.

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kalbrek009 20

The way I see it...he's either a lying,cheating scumbag or a paranoid schizophrenic (like my father) who claims the lord speaks to/through him...(yeah, the lord told him to beat his children mercilessly & call it discipline, or so he still claimes..40 years later)...get rid of his ass one way or the other because you'll either be cheated on continuously, or your children will suffer @ his hands.

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TrentF13 12

The proper response would have been "I watch a lot of ****."

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day624 14

He's pretty creative, i'll give him that

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