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By yashmoshin1 - 17/06/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
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jonnymohio 2

FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.

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ASUdec 0

Your fault to agreeing to pretend gay

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FarSide 22

Yes, and all those ladies are **** too.

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popcorncomics 0

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be -very- popular with the yaoi fangirls.... ;]

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popemichael 9

You're not gay, OP. Being gay means you're attracted to men. You can have "gay" tastes in music, clothing, food, wine or anything else. So long as you are attracted to women, you're heterosexual.

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sjam 0

I know tons of ladies who would be impressed that you're willing to take on any character and not let it detract from your performance (seriously the number of guys who would be weirded out by a role like that is high). So....play that card.

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candyfloss09 0

haha! I've kissed more girls than guys and I'm a straight female...=P

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kukopia 0

This is LIFE, not a FML. When you're older, you'll understand the difference. I'm not going to your pity party.

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myname150 0

lol guys kissing guys is hot anyways. dont listen to those people who are anti-gay. if you find it that men better suit you...so be it! theres nothing wrong with being gay! ^.^

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I_Love_Isms 0

A lot of straight people play gay parts.

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ico2 2

i've kissed more dudes than chicks too. 1! I'm also straight, FML!

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