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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 04:59 - Canada

Today, it's my 17th birthday, and the first birthday since my mother died, leaving me to live with my previously-absent father. He gave me pretzels and a laser pointer, and said, "Happy birthday, fuckstick." One more year… FML
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brackaman 18

As much as his own fuckstick is the reason you're here in the first place, I feel he could've handled this a little better.

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enormouselephant 15

This FML is so sad, I'm sorry OP! Laser not forget to point out- HAPPY BIRTHDAY:)

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Blahshabadada 10

Throw the pretzel at his fuckstick and then threaten to to burn his face off with the laser... feel the force o.o I joke._. HAPPY BIRTHDAY (^.^)/

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sezzle17 11

Happy birthday man. Hope you had a good one, nobody deserves that shit. One more year! Keep strong! Xox

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thatgirlincali 13

It's my 17th birthday also(: but that sucks. I'm sorry

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shorty6823 28

And your birthday has what to do with the FML?

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thatgirlincali 13

It doesn't have anything to do with FML. I just thought it was cool. Whoops.

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lovelyohhmee 8

Happy Birthday OP. Sorry to hear about your moms passing. Keep your head up. Hopefully you get yourself out of there, One more year and then you don't have to put up with his bull anymore.

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bReLiNg 18

I'm sorry OP I know the pain of bad fathers. Just think that you can get a good job if you work hard. Then come back in a nice car and be like "In your face!" At least, that's what I'm gonna do :)

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Enslaved 36

I hope things get better for you and your dad and that he's not doing the same-- "One more year" countdown.

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perdix 29

I know, right! In one more year, you can legally change your name. I don't know what Fuckstick means in your parents' previous country, but in English, it's a very naughty word. Have you thought about your new name? You can go normal with Mike or Pete, or be kinda unique with D'Brickashaw. Good luck with that and happy birthday, Fuckstick!

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Enslaved 36

Just picturing the person's expression at the Publix's bakery when asked to write, "Happy Birthday Fuckstick" on the cake. ***I know someone that had "Hood Rat" on her last one. :P

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perdix 29

#43, almost as precious as when I request D'Brickashaw.

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