Cars and Health: Amazing timing

Amazing timing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Antelope

Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 125

You deserved it 4 412

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By onemoredonut - 03/05/2016 01:39 - United States - Herndon

Today, while directing traffic in uniform, I tripped over a traffic cone and fell straight on my butt in the middle of a busy intersection. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 713

You deserved it 1 312

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 851

You deserved it 42 495

By MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 827

You deserved it 36 203

By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 240

You deserved it 2 741

Fiat 500 woes

By Too tall for this shit - 30/11/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 299

You deserved it 105

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 053

You deserved it 695

Bystander

By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 100 317

You deserved it 4 523

Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 307

You deserved it 285 184

Bashed

By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, wearing nothing offensive, minding my own business, when a car drove past and threw something that hit me really hard in the back of my head. It was a Bible. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 809

You deserved it 143

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 063

You deserved it 2 786

Jak_Griffin 5

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:02

Hopefully you didn't get a conecussion

star14394 20

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:01

People like the bystanders are idiots....sorry about your head

Comments

FMLcommenterer 13

Sunday 23 February 2014 2:39

Heh. Wouldn't be surprised if there is a vine about it. Sorry OP, get well soon^^

Sports_guy3 28

Sunday 23 February 2014 7:32

OP did it for the Vine!

PurelyCanadian 18

Sunday 23 February 2014 2:51

Maybe not so much the force of the universe, but the force of the car.

molliciousj 19

Sunday 23 February 2014 3:05

Sounds like the kind of random shit luck that I have. Sorry OP! Those traffic comes are surprisingly heavy too!

molliciousj 19

Sunday 23 February 2014 10:08

*cones Damn auto correct!

Patty410 11

Sunday 23 February 2014 4:10

Maybe it's a new game someone has invented. 20 points if you can land it on their head.

kilullu 16

Sunday 23 February 2014 4:21

I hope your okay

ileenefudge 29

Sunday 23 February 2014 9:56

You're*

juarezj96 12

Sunday 23 February 2014 4:53

Dude who laughs at people in front of their face? They're the assholes

krad204 21

Sunday 23 February 2014 5:18

It's not karma, it's physics. But ya that does suck. Those bystanders are a bunch if idiots.

597mph 10

Sunday 23 February 2014 5:39

At least they didn't laugh historically.

Andicc 19

Sunday 23 February 2014 5:58

How do you know they didn't? And how does that make it any less shitty if they didn't? The fact that they were laughing period after OP was almost decapitated by a speeding traffic cone is ****** up regardless