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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
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yatoast 0

poor kid for having to endure the smell and sound of someone else poo

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brookiebaby16 1

at least he's honest

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iron_chefITALY 0

and they would think 59 is an alien

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iron_chefITALY 0

and they would think59 is an alien and 60 is going to die a virgin

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Schizomaniac 24

For God's sake, use the freaking reply button.

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xMaNNiNGx119 0

really who cares your probably never gonna see them again in your life

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iron_chefITALY 0

really FFML, cuz u seemed to find it pretty easy last night

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ohthebloodygore 16

My god man. Learn to reply. Besides FFML is too gorgeous to be with someone of your status.

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bfflrhea 0

number 14 is retarded. its not thr fault, thwy had to shit!

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iron_chefITALY 0

FFML, its kind of like the statue of liberty, you cant miss it;)

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iron_chefITALY 0

all u idiots telling me 2 use the reply button it's called a comment bug

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ohthebloodygore 16

No, it's not. It's working perfectly for us. :]

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KenKaniff 0

Oh shut up sweetie, give me your ass like you always do

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bigboylilz 0

god your a tool and a guido ****. and 30 is gorgeous an isn't a ****.

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iron_chefITALY 0

106, u like men named sam?

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iron_chefITALY 0

jess, dont make me spank u, 111, look at ur picture you arent fooling anyone, 112, good to know, like i said before i just dont like shemales

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KenKaniff 0

But you like my dick in your ass, oh yeah

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