An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 798
You deserved it 11 967

Same thing different taste

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I hate when I'm checking out a girl and they try to show off. Like really, if I'm checking you out and you notice and are into me, just talk to me

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Must have been a quiet bar. No bar I've ever been to you'd actually be able to hear anyone fart over the music and the voices.

Bubble wrap is supposed to be stress relieving, not inducing

orios105 18

if was the guy I probably would of laughed. I mean everybody farts. I wouldn't have left just like that.

Never bend down. You never know what is going to happen!

steam_engenius 21

How could you not know that would happen if your gas was that bad? I mean, that really sucks. But I guess I can't imagine not feeling that beforehand or not being able to hold it.

ohmyrosie 14

a show it was lol but hey! something to laugh at later :)