Health and Sex: Angry Bird

Angry Bird

By TetrisMaster - 24/11/2013 12:30 - Australia

Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML

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By anonymous - 19/03/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

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By I love L - 08/08/2015 22:56 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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By massachusettsan - 25/06/2014 00:07 - United States - Monomoy Island

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

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By Danny - 28/05/2012 18:02 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML

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By overexcited - 02/02/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

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By BejeweledJizz - 05/11/2016 12:29

Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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Retrokitty 9

Sunday 24 November 2013 19:37

It happens. That game gets intense, especially if you **** up a few lines.

jillytc 23

Sunday 24 November 2013 19:37

Is that because you're partner sucks or because you get really excited playing tetris?

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perdix 29

Sunday 24 November 2013 20:02

Maybe you're wearing a "granny" heart rate monitor that is sucking the romance out of your lovemaking. Get a hot heart rate monitor and add a sexy sphygmomanometer, and ooh, la, la!!!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 24 November 2013 20:13

I can't image your rate during PAC-man...

awkwardloveannie 28

Sunday 24 November 2013 20:13

you need better sex partners

KushCrushin89 10

Tuesday 26 November 2013 14:09

Partners as in plural? A bit slutty.

sunnyray812 42

Sunday 24 November 2013 20:15

Time to make sex more exciting.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 24 November 2013 20:23

Fitting things perfectly in a --box can cause stress!

notonthatday 2

Sunday 24 November 2013 20:23

your sex sucks

Readoll 13

Sunday 24 November 2013 20:27

It is an intense game .....

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 24 November 2013 20:46

My question is why do you take your pulse during sex or while playing tetris?

justtheotherguy 12

Sunday 24 November 2013 20:48

You need to consult DocBastard

brandoneyez1 25

Sunday 24 November 2013 22:14

Sounds like u need some intensity and someone who actually knows all the right places.

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 24 November 2013 22:17

Or she/he could teach their partner the right places rather than just finding someone else

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Angry Bird

Same thing different taste

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