Anxious

By DamnTornadoAlley - 30/08/2012 05:55 - United States - Wichita Falls

Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML
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spaerro 8

As the fables of old say: That's a pretty shitty situation.

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msCherry973 2

Look on the bright side, you were the first one to safety :-)

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UberNova 18

Just play it off as a joke "Yeah, im taking a shit, so what?"

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Thizzkidsgotgame 7

Too late now. You think there is a chance of a round two? Not likely...

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xgetxbentx 13

I realize public bathrooms are awkward, but there's no reason to get anxious about it. I have anxiety too so I know you can't really control it. However, next time just keep telling yourself that they have public restrooms because EVERYONE, every person, every animal, and even every bug goes to the bathroom. It is 100% natural and anyone who makes a big deal out of the fact that you had to shit is a ******* idiot because if they don't take dumps, there is probably something seriously wrong with THEM, not with you. Then besides that, at least it wasn't a fire.

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darawbs 0

Lol @ 16... Bugs don't go to bathrooms! :D

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nictransitglory 4

Everyone in the world must be an idiot then, because I don't care who you are, ******** is funny. This FML blew my secret work shit cover since it made me laugh so hysterically while in the bathroom.

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heygirlie777 21

Hate to break it to you, 96, but yes, yes we do. Otherwise we'd probably be dead.

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ErinRosado 14

It would find another way out. I read this article once about a lady who was, ahem, blocked up, I can't remember how long for. Anyway, she basically vomited shit.

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stej1985 3

the bathrooms at my high school were disgusting.. u only went for a piss when I had to... as for a dump... when I found the key to the staff loo on the top floor I didn't feel bad for using it! but...fyl op

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supportcommand 17

Relax. Everybody poops. And unless the can is in the basement it's not going to do any good being in there. They'll just find a bunch of poop smeared corpses scattered about.

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PrincessPesa 20

That's pretty low brow, mate. Though I realize you were taking about the bathroom and not your basement at home...Ooh. I get it.

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celine21_fml 0

53, I second that motion...

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thiscrazything 1

Wow, terrible timing. I have to wonder if you came out of the stall, or just stayed in there until they all left.

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Myo_fml 20

I can't decide if this is sarcasm or if you are a complete moron...

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danivolley64 10

Girls who are human shit.

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Yorih 19

26 - that's an incredibly retarded comment to say... I mean, come on, really? I do hope that's your bad attempt at sarcasm 36 - your picture scares the crap out of me xD (I do hope it doesn't change to a nice one... I'll seen like an ass then if it does xD)

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orsombre_fml 11

On the bright side, this kind of situation being the worst that could happen to you, it might have triggered recovery from the restroom anxiety. Though it was a tough learning curve! :-( How do you feel now?

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stormchaser24 24

Well, that is better then my school, we where 20 feet away from a 3 story window. Sorry OP.

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