Sex, Awkward, LGBTQIA+ and Intimacy: Are you experienced?

Are you experienced?

By ugh - 11/03/2013 11:33 - United States - Easthampton

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

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By Champion sucker - 11/08/2018 06:00

Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML

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You deserved it 1 829

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 13:46

Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML

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Crude

By Anonymous - 25/01/2016 01:24 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was leaving the house to go on a date. My dad stopped me at the door and said confidently, "Tear that pussy up, son." I'm gay and my dad knows that. FML

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You deserved it 5 050

By awkwardmandy - 11/03/2016 18:28 - United States - Okeene

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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You deserved it 8 900

By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

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By jerk - 24/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

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You deserved it 66 486

By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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Roll with it

By jonasister - 15/04/2012 18:43 - Sweden - Lund

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

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Oh no…

By Oh... - 26/07/2019 16:00 - Australia

Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML

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You deserved it 261

UndeadMongrel 7

Monday 11 March 2013 18:09

At least your dad is trying to be supportive, you should be appreciative.

your_ma 27

Monday 11 March 2013 18:10

A bit awkward yeah but to be fair is heart is clearly in the right place and he's trying to be nice.. He could have been a horrible homophobic dick about it!

Comments

strayaway 12

Tuesday 12 March 2013 7:29

That's when I would've said nooooo pineapples noooo!!! I don't wanna !!!

MakinMills 12

Tuesday 12 March 2013 8:44

Tmi.

zerotik 0

Tuesday 12 March 2013 9:21

bitches, grow up already— all your dads came inside your moms to make you. Face it, they're sexual beings too. AAAAA BRAIN BLEACH ******* *******. Btw my dad also confessed to me he experimented when I came out and I didn't freak out like a pussy.

zerotik 0

Tuesday 12 March 2013 9:22

omgomgomg my dad has a penis aaaaa brain bleach #immaturepussies

jakeowns2 3

Tuesday 12 March 2013 9:57

Ha gaaaaaaaayyy

lanicookie 8

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:29

Lol when I saw experimenting first I thought it meant drugs. Then I read the rest of it. :O

jbunzie 6

Wednesday 13 March 2013 0:07

hahahaha sucks to suck

aloha31 6

Wednesday 13 March 2013 4:23

At least he didn't like beat the shit out of you and make you join the military.. be grateful OP. your life doesn't suck

needsagf14 12

Wednesday 13 March 2013 4:48

I really don't wanna know what you mean exactly when you say you were "experimenting"

fishielover1124 12

Wednesday 13 March 2013 7:30

That must have been extremely awkward, but at least you're dad was being cool about it. You don't realize how lucky you are to have such an accepting parent :P