Sex, Awkward, LGBTQIA+ and Intimacy: Are you experienced?

Are you experienced?

By ugh - 11/03/2013 11:33 - United States - Easthampton

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

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By Champion sucker - 11/08/2018 06:00

Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML

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You deserved it 1 829

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 13:46

Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML

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You deserved it 4 054

Crude

By Anonymous - 25/01/2016 01:24 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was leaving the house to go on a date. My dad stopped me at the door and said confidently, "Tear that pussy up, son." I'm gay and my dad knows that. FML

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You deserved it 5 050

By awkwardmandy - 11/03/2016 18:28 - United States - Okeene

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

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You deserved it 2 388

Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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You deserved it 8 900

By idontevencareanymore - 23/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Jarrell

Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

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You deserved it 4 704

By jerk - 24/06/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

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You deserved it 66 486

By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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You deserved it 9 974

Roll with it

By jonasister - 15/04/2012 18:43 - Sweden - Lund

Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML

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You deserved it 3 348

Oh no…

By Oh... - 26/07/2019 16:00 - Australia

Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML

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You deserved it 261

UndeadMongrel 7

Monday 11 March 2013 18:09

At least your dad is trying to be supportive, you should be appreciative.

your_ma 27

Monday 11 March 2013 18:10

A bit awkward yeah but to be fair is heart is clearly in the right place and he's trying to be nice.. He could have been a horrible homophobic dick about it!

Comments

Plumeriaprincess 2

Monday 11 March 2013 23:58

No kid EVER needs a visual on their parents having sex of any kind! That's jus creepy.....

TwinkleToesLOL 11

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:08

Wow that's pretty terrible for you. So very sad. But I'm still not having any fun with commenting on here. :(

catelfer 8

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:16

See i wish my parents were like this. You should feel lucky, most kids would get their ass beat. Ur dad is cool as ****!

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:32

I know it's not cool to get caught having sex, but your dad rocks, man! He seems to be very supportive. There's nothing wrong in having sex with another man, and you're lucky to have a father that's not homophobic.

Adela21 8

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:37

it could have gone worse, atleast he support you

boredguyyy 10

Tuesday 12 March 2013 0:59

Awkward!

dr_snow_bear 29

Tuesday 12 March 2013 2:26

Sucks you got caught, but you're so luck to have a dad who didn't beat you senseless. Like actually senseless, or to death. be happy with the little things.

xs4u 13

Tuesday 12 March 2013 2:56

That is one cool & honest dad. Hope u appreciate what u got.

hugepenises 1

Tuesday 12 March 2013 3:33

Its actually normal, there are tons of people who have.

Evie_fml 14

Tuesday 12 March 2013 3:34

Caught experimenting with your friend by their parents and having your dad come and pick you up is an FML. The rest of it you deserve. Sure, most people don't want to hear about their parents' sexual experiences, but it seems a very small price to pay to have your dad try to relate to you and show he understands what you're going through. What a pity you didn't show him the same non-judgmental attitude that he showed you.