Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 752
You deserved it 13 280

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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Don't question the power of the unicorn.

cindykitty 0

Wow I think someone needs to go check in to a mental hospital

I wish my bf's unicorn told me I was pretty.v.v I'm stuck with my piskie telling me I remind her of one. I want a unicorn.????

I really think he's talking about his dick...

Ninjasaurus18 9

I would have been so excited f that happenedXD Just saying, seeing as how I'm not an extremely boring person, I would have loved it if my boyfriend though unicorns were real, and could talk to them.

England? OP, are you dating Arthur Kirkland?

NettaBoosaac 0
notnertyelkcub 1

I think he was talking about his penis.

That is preciously flirtatious!! Stop complaining.