Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 752
You deserved it 13 280

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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starberries 0
iAltereeego 0

I swear you just said he was your BOYFRIEND. and then you say "the guy i like" :/ aha.

ArielTheMermaid 17
nirvanagurrl 0

Feed the unicorn to Voldemort.

skater4life69 0
fowler171 0

HAHAHAH he's talking about his dick! Hence the wink. hahahaha

Daniibabyy 8

unicorns are real!i have a pet one.his names henry.:3