Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 752
You deserved it 13 280

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

Comments

OH MY GOD :O Unicorns ARE real, and I have one *a pillow pet*, his name's Uni :D

ever heard of magic mushrooms honey?

DeadxManxWalking 27

You know what I learned? That your an ass

Jeannette97_fml 5

He's probably high. Or just plain on co co

XxXALYGATORXxX 4

Live a little don't let small things in life like that piss you off be happy you got a guy who funny

fricgm 6

well the last two sentences wasn't necessary..

ineslovescats 5

Aww I actually think it's very very sweet :)

Chixken 6