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By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

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By NocturnalFox - 25/08/2015 19:46 - Czech Republic - Plzen

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML

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Never again

By Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By unicorn - 13/09/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really liked. He spent the whole time talking about his pet iguana and how it's the love of his life. FML

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Another one?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By Rae - 30/03/2023 10:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed really nice. However, halfway through the date, he started talking about how he was a flat-earther, and believed that the moon landing was faked. Oh, and that birds aren't real. I had to endure another hour of his conspiracy theories before I could finally escape. FML

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Red flag

By Ugly - 06/03/2022 06:00

Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML

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jorvid 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:17

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

24788 6

Friday 12 June 2009 23:16

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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fmylife_hardcore 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:38

NICE. Reminds me of iCarly though :/

blahblahblah43 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 19:52

He was probably just trying to be cute

mangobells 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 11:35

are you sure that wasn't a euphimism for something? like maybe his hard unicorn horn? haha

skotcher 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:28

God your stupid, he winked because he was too shy to tell you that he thought you were real, maybe he didnt want you to freak out or something. calm down ok. But you should of said well my pegases thinks he needs some long horn. Hint Hint. :P

Sorrytohearthat 0

Friday 9 October 2009 4:57

It's called someone having a sense of humour. Most guys have random things that they do like that.

Hurt16 0

Monday 16 November 2009 10:49

kids this is what happens when u eat a whole bowl of magic mushrooms the homeless man gave u... ^_^ should have learned from American pie comar n Harold sure did...

JBill66 0

Monday 14 December 2009 1:42

I thought it's pretty obvious that it was meant to be a confession hidden with humor (and a proposition). Unicorns can only be seen (or caught) by virgins, so him telling you that his unicorn said you are pretty, is a sort of funny/lame way of telling you the following points. 1. He is a virgin 2. You are pretty 3. He would like you to solve the problem in point #1 you should have laughed and then slept with him.. :)

PaintTheStars 2

Friday 12 March 2010 0:55

Was it the invisible pink unicorn?

AmErIcAn_ToAst 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 0:59

Okay. Wow. If the guy i liked said that to me.... WOW. i would have been happy as hell....

felton 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 22:05

A few things: first, WTF im so damn jealous a unicorn hit on you. second, damn thats kinky, third, maybe he was horny;) heheh, get it. oh my jokessss.