The first time my ex met my parents, we arrived at their house before they got off work. So he crouched behind a tall potted tree in the kitchen with his arms pulled in making odd screeching noises and bobbing his head. My parents walked it to the kitchen and asked him what he was doing. He told them he was a Velociraptor he was stalking his prey!

At least he called you pretty :)

Woah woah WOAH! What do you mean "apparently"? They ARE real.

I'm pretty sure that he was referring to his "unicorn". Which is just weird that he calls it that, but I guess you should be flattered that it though you were pretty!!

maybe it wasn't imaginary

If you don't like it then try and talk to him.

maybe he was just making a joke anf wanted to compliment you?

Drugs.

am I the only one that took that as some sexual inuendo?

Unicorns are real! haterr D;