As a treat

By Sleepdeprived - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Falmouth

Today, I bought some crickets as a treat for my lizard. One escaped and somehow got into the heating system in my room. The chirping is amplified and comes from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Goodbye, restful sleep. FML
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stupidface15 16

at least if theres an awkward silence there will be proper sound effects

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Divia1 9

It will die soon and dry up quickly, don't worry. I absolutely despise crickets. if you want to treat your lizard get him hornworms or Phoenix Worms.

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tessybear19 8

Try listening to music with earbuds? I don't know..Just an idea. Good luck though!

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catanita 18

Imagine that you are under the stars at night and the only sound that you can hear are the crickets - sound of nature.

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B6LLT 14

just raise the temp high for a minute and let the problem solve itself

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christyxbee 15

And here I was thinking the sounds of crickets were supposed to help promote restful sleep!

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QueenofWheels 13

Turn heater on? I can't see where you live to know if it is summer.

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ibanghellokitty 8

Don't worry, op that's why we have spiders.

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kainpwnsu 19

Nothing a little amonium chloride won't take care of. (Use with care, or you die, too.)

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Jbizzlemynizzle 2

I feel your pain man. The cricket will probably starve in a few days and there will be no more chirping.

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