As a treat

By Sleepdeprived - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Falmouth

Today, I bought some crickets as a treat for my lizard. One escaped and somehow got into the heating system in my room. The chirping is amplified and comes from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Goodbye, restful sleep. FML
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stupidface15 16

at least if theres an awkward silence there will be proper sound effects

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Divia1 9

It will die soon and dry up quickly, don't worry. I absolutely despise crickets. if you want to treat your lizard get him hornworms or Phoenix Worms.

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jimmy_poison 19

Does anyone else think the first sentence of this FML would make a good euphemism? Right, I'm off to feed some crickets to my lizard, bbl

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scorpia95 5

Let the lizard into the heating system to go hunt that cricket down!

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krad204 21

I've had a cricket get into my computer fan, it just splattered all over the inside..

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martin8337 35

It should die from starvation eventually.

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blackonblight 32

Sleep in a different room? May not be the most comfy to crash on the couch, but a few nights should be all it takes before the bug bites it, right?

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elcee1987 18

That's the hardest I've laughed at an fml in a while! Sorry op, hang in there!

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Vanessa_Leeann26 17

Ah, you'll be fine. Crickets done live too long.

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thecrazymancan 17

Just release your lizard into the vents to find it.

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