Food and Miscellaneous: As a treat

As a treat

By Undercooked - 24/09/2013 19:08 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML

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By fuckendog - 25/07/2014 06:05 - Australia - Virginia

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By Joy - 16/06/2010 14:42 - Denmark

Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML

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By Username - 25/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

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By baconlady - 31/08/2012 07:06 - United States

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2012 19:40 - United States

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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DreamStatic 8

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:51

You must have been beggin for real bacon after that.

Ian7890 23

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:52

Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Gotta get that bacon!

Comments

Hutch1965 6

Wednesday 25 September 2013 0:04

You're not planning on marriage to this girl, are you?

k_lylepad 19

Wednesday 25 September 2013 0:08

Don't wife that bro.

jarrettd 27

Wednesday 25 September 2013 0:10

Don't be fooled readers. It was all the dogs plan from the beginning. When op was a younger lad he accidentally fell and hurt a stray dog. This stay dog had a litter of puppies. One of the puppies is the dog that op owns. The dog persuaded op's girlfriend to give him the dog treats as revenge. It was all a clever ploy!

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 25 September 2013 4:23

You've definitely got an active imagination... :P

ifavela89 13

Wednesday 25 September 2013 0:25

was she not eating? eh idk how she didn't taste it if she did eat with you. its ok to be rude if your eating dog food lol

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 25 September 2013 0:41

So you ate dog food? If you gave your woman one room in the whole house to "master in" would you prefer her to choose the kitchen or. . .the bedroom??:P

Corrupt_waffles 13

Wednesday 25 September 2013 3:46

Well they do say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... They also say practice makes perfect.

Cujo3269 9

Wednesday 25 September 2013 0:47

Full blown stupid. I mean a complete retard. Unless she was pranking you

tman1985 9

Wednesday 25 September 2013 20:08

never go full retard

crystalxa 35

Wednesday 25 September 2013 0:51

oh man that's a classic!

jw90 18

Wednesday 25 September 2013 1:05

Hey it's still bacon lol

pikachulove14 14

Wednesday 25 September 2013 8:18

that's what I said but nobody seems to get that.

PeachiePrincess 16

Wednesday 25 September 2013 1:06

Haha, I guess she's never seen bacon treats before! At least you figured it out before you ate the whole sandwich.

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Wednesday 25 September 2013 1:07

How does that even happen? The bag of Beggin Strips clearly depicts a dog and has the Purina label in plain sight. Even my three year old was able to deduce that the 'bacon in the bag' was for our dog and not for her.