Miscellaneous: Asshats

Asshats

By anon - 21/04/2009 08:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking in the park when I heard some boys shouting behind me. As I turned around they poured a bucket of red liquid over my head. They thought I was someone they knew. I wasn't. And I was wearing a $200 white dress. Red dye doesn't come out of white dresses. FML

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You deserved it 4 934

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By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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You deserved it 17 298

Kinda brought it onto yourself

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML

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You deserved it 2 092

By Mary - 13/01/2013 15:49 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

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You deserved it 5 260

By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 06:00 - Australia

Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML

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You deserved it 752

Simply red

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML

I agree, your life sucks 263

You deserved it 758

Hairstyle lifehack

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 12:00 - United States - Albany

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

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You deserved it 371

Strange stranger

By MandyPanda - 25/05/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML

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You deserved it 9 181

Toasted

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 16:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML

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You deserved it 192

By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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You deserved it 4 324

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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You deserved it 42 602

nato2101 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:05

Sue for damages, if the blokes had any decency they would have offer to pay for a new one anyway.

TWlCH 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:12

On a side note who walkes around with a thing of red liquid just incase you see someone you know?

Comments

WellThatSuckz 14

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:36

Have they learned nothing from 'Carrie'? Now you should telepathically murder them.lmao!

missymay993 11

Wednesday 11 April 2012 5:02

Well actually, in the book her dress was red. Her mother would never let her make red clothing so when she learned to control her powers, she intimidated her mom enough to let her make a red prom dress.

intensify 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:37

You can sue for assault if you can find out who any of them are. That is a huge d-bag thing to do even if they did know you.

justsumrandomguy 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:40

so now you have a lovely $200 red dress, stop complaining.

joey_flower 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:47

omg. I would be sooooo angry. I damn well hope they buy you a new one... In the mean time you need to soak that dress in COLD water with some salt and good stain remover powder... you might be lucky?

turtlebots 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:53

Okay... can all the male commenters please STFU.

andieraimundo 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:37

Lol men....

RNorthlandLGB 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:56

yeah like omg seriously, only girls are allowed to comment on this one! wtf 26? (haven't read the comments...so maybe they're saying some stuff that you don't like...i don't know your reasons..) 24 -> keepin it real/optimisitic

srgsk9 9

Wednesday 26 January 2011 13:21

No, I'll comment on whatever I want. Now get back in the kitchen.

Eresbel 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 17:01

If you dye it completely red, you'll have a sexy red dress!

curious_missy 1

Tuesday 21 April 2009 17:01

um, you could take it to a good cleaners and ask if they dye stuff. Then you can try to have a beautiful red $200 dress! :D I mean, id be pissed too, but try to look at the bright side you know...

couldbeworse55 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 17:03

I hope you turned around, soaking wet, and kicked their asses so hard you caused internal bleeding. Dresses of just about any color are hot.

Rodjmeister 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 17:04

was it PETA? they ruined my grandma's antique mink scarf and a judge threw the case out of court on account that PETA "never intended to damage any goods, only to exhibit their beliefs that fur is wrong"