Miscellaneous: Asshats

Asshats

By anon - 21/04/2009 08:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking in the park when I heard some boys shouting behind me. As I turned around they poured a bucket of red liquid over my head. They thought I was someone they knew. I wasn't. And I was wearing a $200 white dress. Red dye doesn't come out of white dresses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 161

You deserved it 4 934

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By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 670

You deserved it 17 300

Kinda brought it onto yourself

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38

You deserved it 2 142

By Mary - 13/01/2013 15:49 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 413

You deserved it 5 260

By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 06:00 - Australia

Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 993

You deserved it 753

Simply red

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML

I agree, your life sucks 264

You deserved it 763

Hairstyle lifehack

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 12:00 - United States - Albany

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 629

You deserved it 372

Strange stranger

By MandyPanda - 25/05/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 009

You deserved it 9 181

Toasted

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 16:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 984

You deserved it 194

By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 609

You deserved it 4 324

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 456

You deserved it 42 605

nato2101 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:05

Sue for damages, if the blokes had any decency they would have offer to pay for a new one anyway.

TWlCH 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:12

On a side note who walkes around with a thing of red liquid just incase you see someone you know?

Comments

afj67 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 19:43

those little bastards had better buy you a new dress. how can anyone think you deserve that?? people are so stupid.

TWPs41907 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 19:45

WFT- why would any1 do that. That's so messed up.

xThatRandomGirlx 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 19:46

I say you should find them and sue their asses. btw #11, she/he said "how could anyone say you deserve this?" you should be one to call people stupid.

piderman13 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 19:47

ugh. this isn't funny. fml is supposed to be funny.

Curtieeeez 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:10

FYL. But just think... You could be a starving dying/kid in Africa. You're not. Shut the hell up moaning and get on with your life.

musicalducky 21

Thursday 9 August 2012 4:37

I think you fail to see the point of this website...

maliciousmisery 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:11

Use RIT dye remover. It's gentler than chlorine bleach and is targeted for removing dye. http://www.ritdye.com/Fabric+Treatments.28.51.7.49.lasso

patray_angel 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:21

At first, like others I wondered why someone would be wearing a $200 white dress while walking in the park, but then I read the comments before writing my own and realized that for all any of us know, the OP was dressed up for a formal occasion and decided to take a walk in the park....maybe it was a nice day and the park in question is like Central Park or something. You are pretty limited on space when you submit an FML, so it is not like she could tell us the entire story. Also, to the ones complaining that she said how much the dressed cost, well, to me, that is vital info for it clearly being an FML. Not that anyone deserves to have dye dumped on them, but a $20 dress getting ruined is definitely different than a $200 dress. Also, as others mentioned, it is a white dress and is bound to get some stains on it, but how many people go to the store and think "wow, I better not buy this white piece of clothing because someone might throw red dye on me"? The OP definitely did NOT deserve this and I hope those idiots either pay to have the dressed cleaned (if it is possible to be fixed) or buy her a new one.