Miscellaneous: Asshats

Asshats

By anon - 21/04/2009 08:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking in the park when I heard some boys shouting behind me. As I turned around they poured a bucket of red liquid over my head. They thought I was someone they knew. I wasn't. And I was wearing a $200 white dress. Red dye doesn't come out of white dresses. FML

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You deserved it 4 934

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By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 668

You deserved it 17 298

Kinda brought it onto yourself

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36

You deserved it 2 092

By Mary - 13/01/2013 15:49 - Czech Republic

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all in white. Before leaving, my little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over my head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

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You deserved it 5 260

By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 06:00 - Australia

Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML

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You deserved it 752

Simply red

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML

I agree, your life sucks 263

You deserved it 758

Hairstyle lifehack

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 12:00 - United States - Albany

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 627

You deserved it 371

Strange stranger

By MandyPanda - 25/05/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML

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You deserved it 9 181

Toasted

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 16:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML

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You deserved it 192

By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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You deserved it 4 324

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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You deserved it 42 602

nato2101 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:05

Sue for damages, if the blokes had any decency they would have offer to pay for a new one anyway.

TWlCH 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:12

On a side note who walkes around with a thing of red liquid just incase you see someone you know?

Comments

TWlCH 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:13

I agree with #7. "Its totaly your fault for sporting that white dress on a nice day in the park you had it coming!" people are stupid.

milosnail 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:15

Agree with 6, a spring red dress is totally hot! Just dye the **** out of it, and you'll look smoking. However, it is incredibly random that people walk around with red liquid on them. XD

Chris968 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:17

#5 - LMAO! Wow that really sucks I hope you're able to get them to buy you a new one.

missanneelk 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:19

Wow, that sucks. I hope you got it off your skin as well. Make 'em pay!

DankJemo 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:24

wicked shitty... I'd make them buy you a new dress.

Sessee 4

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:27

Who wears a $200 dress when they are walking in the park?

rabeahafaiz 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 19:45

$200 dress to the park.? are u what insane.?

Lexiloulynn 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:08

People who have money.

stormgirl88 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:27

dye it red

Go_Home 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:31

OMFG. Boys are such asses sometimes.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:36

I've noticed that a lot of the women based / written FML's recently have been about how their expensive material object got damaged and make sure to state the value of said object. Ring from boyfriend, dress, yada-yada. Just an observation.. BTW, WHITE dress of value? How long did you think it would last before it was stained or something? Especially if you haven't a clue how to use bleach.