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By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
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MzKylz 0

I would have got up and walked out.. with a "Mission Complete"

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devilskiss 0

Atleast you're having sex! he's just trying to make it exciting. my ex bf used to do things like that all the time! and now that I'm single, I miss that. so just be happy and try to see the humor of it.

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uhhmm 0

you still got some so I don't see why you would think its a problem

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andytheandy 0

young kids with 0 sex experience on this site. op your both obese so just get married, and never repeat to anyone you two sloths actually has sex! must smell like 9 month old mayonaise. lmao

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symphonicx 2

i hate when people make FMLs of things that were obviously done in good humour.

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Gadomski87 2

Haha, that's ******' hilarious.

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Gadomski87 2

Haha, that's ******' hilarious.

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Mrs_Nevermind 0

Wow... Your boyfriend obviously likes taking all the romance out, and making a joke of lovemaking. If my husband did that, I would push him off, and that would be the end of that until he learnt how to do it properly. I can take a joke, but you don't joke about being intimate with your partner. >_

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fearfulsymmetry 1

Sex or "lovemaking" as you put doesn't ALWAYS have to be romantic. Just because YOU have certain sexual needs doesn't mean everyone else does. And also nice to know that there are spiteful and immature women that actually withhold sex from their significant other when something doesn't go their way. I thought that was a urban legend. I guess not.

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heyygirl14 2

this is why everyone knows you **********

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PyroAngel1821 13

My fiancé and I do it to each other alll the time..but its just good natured teasing and normally doesn't last long lol

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NinjaCookie 0

uhum.. talk about your neil armstrong much.. next time he'll probably be like.. 3..2..1.. TAKE OFF!! :P dont let him watch anymore discovery channel.. i think it's affecting his brain.. cell xD

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