Students, Stranger danger and Love: Avoidance

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By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 220

You deserved it 7 013

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 290

You deserved it 7 403

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 349

You deserved it 4 616

By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 277

You deserved it 305

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 578

You deserved it 69 640

By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 184

You deserved it 69 478

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 104

You deserved it 20 260

Mind melt

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 276

You deserved it 30 158

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 781

You deserved it 55 532

By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 548

You deserved it 3 381

High hopes

By mywillyisdisappointed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 148

You deserved it 3 532

Dutchie2010 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:54

hahahhahahahaah...you should have pulled into the driveway and rolled down your window and said "woah you live here too??"

dino_witha_cape 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:55

Hahaha. "Well, that's funny, because so am I." and then park and walk into your house. she'd be the embarrassed one x)

Comments

AAnnddrreeww 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:34

More like F her life. Sucks to be her.

purplezebra95 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:46

wait. i don't get it. she lived where u lived? that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. can someone explain what this means cause im not sure if this really is F my life. Just a coinsedence.

Crisler121413 13

Thursday 7 August 2014 20:14

Learn to read comments if you're confused. The girl lied instead of just declining his offer.

lifeislife_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:47

STOP with the reverse FMLs. We all know what the other person's perspective would be like, we don't need it repeated, let me see...6 times alone on this FML.

FrostyTheSnowman 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:01

i am so curious as to what happened next!

sachux0x 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:07

generally this creeps people out lawl..i wouldn't try that again

Xaviara 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

You deserved it, honestly. I don't understand why people think it's o.k. to try and give a ride home to a girl, cute or not, if you don't know her. It's scary, I hate it when I have to walk because people pull over and offer. Some may be trying to be polite but you cannot accept a ride now-a-days so to avoid any bad feelings and awkwardness just don't offer.

Crisler121413 13

Thursday 7 August 2014 20:15

It says in the FML that he likes her. That probably means he knows her, idiot.

talicaroxi 25

Wednesday 13 January 2016 12:15

He goes to school with her. so they clearly know each other

shawnarawwwrr 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:11

i'd have done that too.hah its not bitchy, its just that she prefers escaping from a creep, rather than getting in his car and getting driven to a forest and raped and killed. 125, i hate you.

Go_Home 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:15

She wasn't being a bitch. She was doing the right thing by a) rejecting the offer if she was feeling uncomfortable, and b) was polite enough to make a lie so that she wouldn't hurt his feelings by calling him a creep. She pretty much seems like a cautious polite girl. And there's nothing ******* wrong with that. Also, he COULD'VE been a rapist. If you think about it, if she hadn't lied, he wouldn't have gotten off her back. It would've given him the chance to follow her with his car and God knows how hard that is. She's a smart girl who had ill fate. That's all. Good for her!

123_GO 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:27

#125, the girl didn't want him to take her home so she said she was already home, and walked up to the nearest driveway, pretending it was her house. except that it was HIS house. you should have said "ok" and drove up next to her on the driveway and make her watch you open the door to the house. hahaha.