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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
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Dutchie2010 0

hahahhahahahaah...you should have pulled into the driveway and rolled down your window and said "woah you live here too??"

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dino_witha_cape 0

Hahaha. "Well, that's funny, because so am I." and then park and walk into your house. she'd be the embarrassed one x)

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djtelekinesis 0

"Today, this creepy guy from my school offered me a ride home. I walked into the nearest driveway saying I was home to avoid him, but he pulled in there. I walked up to the door to ask for help, and the woman inside asked, "Who's this?" As I was about to say something, he said, "The girl I was telling you about that evidently is a paranoid bitch." It was his mom, and that was his house. FML" ^^can't wait to see that one.

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weeeezy 0

hahahahahaha, she should be the one who is embarrassed. i really want to know what actually happened right after this. lol

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effmailyfe 0

Um, wtf? I would do the same thing she did. It's creepy for anyone to offer a stranger a ride. She was smart not to get in your car. And, like a few people have said, why were you trying to offer her a ride when you were next to your driveway? Creep. You deserved that one.

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tencalories 3

because he's not a dick o yea he's a creep for wanting to go out of his way to help someone your wrong you idiot he's not a creep your just an ass

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effmailyfe 0

Oops, I re-read your FML and saw the "this girl I like". My apologies!! I'm guessing you knew her then.

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pearls 0

more embarrassing for her really, having to dig her way out of going up to your house. but she was probably trying to stay safe, if you don't know her that well.

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Iliaria 0

I'm with #4 - park, and just walk into your house, give her a funny look, and shut the door. Embarass her for lying to you for no reason. If she didn't want a ride, she should've just said "no thanks"!

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joey_flower 0

haha, tbh, i think this is HER FML not yours! She should be the one looking like an idiot...

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Karnezar 2

Shes not a bitch. If she doesn't like him, she doesn't like him, I doubt she'd want to get in the car with him incase he'd try anything. And, theres no rule saying you have to accept lifts from people you know. And if the girl didn't know him, that's just creepy, and it'd be smart, in theory, to walk up a driveway when someone offers you a ride.

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mattmag 0

If you had a garage door opener in your car, you should've opened it up and seen if she actually went in. Then casually followed her in. Then she's practically in your bed. Mission accomplished.

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brittniebee 0

if she didnt know you then i totally understand, iv actually gone into someones backyard before cause some guy was following me and talking to me... if she did know you then whatever i'm sure she was just trying not to be mean cause she didnt wanna ride with you, yah im sure she felt like a dumb-a... but hey at least she wasnt like "ew you freak no!" =]

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