Baby bird blues

By nerderer - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Duluth

Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 426
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SweetasCandy0609 28

Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.

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Comments

udderbutter 15

This is the best thing I've heard all day

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ZoroMiHawk 25

If you were close enough to the turd but still couldn't see it wasn't a bird, then I must ask, how long did it take you to locate the paper?

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brendejafulable 41

couldn't smell it?

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bradoiler 15

You should really look into lasic eye surgery, because that's kinda sad OP

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mgrazi99 13

Not everyone wants lasik, can have lasik, or can afford lasik

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Bibliovore 26

Also, there are lots of vision problems that Lasik can't fix.

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lennon_ 16

well you still tried to do the right thing even though it wasn't what you were expecting.

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WolfAvenge 22

I'm imagining OP flipping out when part of the turd stays on their hand and the rest is falling apart? I know what it's like to be that blind though, OP. We can wear coke bottle thick glasses together!

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mattrd_fml 31

you're blind and you have no sense of smell?

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mommabearof2 4

Could you imagine the neighbours reactions if they saw this?!

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