Baby bird blues

By nerderer - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Duluth

Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28

Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.

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EarlFug 19

Bad news for the next bird that flies into your window..

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just16letters 15

At least you didn't try to give mouth to mouth

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bazookajoey 27

Sounds like your sense of smell & touch are off too OP. I don't understand how you confused a turd with feathers

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AussieGirl2014 18

I hope you didn't try to give it mouth to mouth!

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Redgy22 26

I've been an optician for over 25 years & If your vision is so bad that you can't tell a bird from a turf, then I seriously doubt you are able to walk around without corrective lenses.

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Bibliovore 26

While I agree OP should be wearing glasses all the time with vision that bad, vision is not in fact needed to walk; blind people walk around just fine without corrective lenses. And a great many people with vision as bad as OP's who do wear glasses or contacts make it to and from the shower without them just fine most days.

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vinnerator 7

must've been a nice warm squishy bird

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johncanact 13

STOP TAKING OFF YOUR GLASSES, SAMANTHA. YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK BAD.

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