Baby bird blues

By nerderer - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Duluth

Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 427
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Top comments

SweetasCandy0609 28

Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.

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Comments

Rkikkas9713 25

I'm voting both because while you had great intentions, it's your fault for not wearing your glasses, especially if your eyesight is as bad as it seems.

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lexos 16

Didn't you smell the sweet aroma of dog poo before you touched it?

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worldclassrager 39

I think wearing your glasses should he the first thing you but on for now on

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Ihavegas 22

cue commercial, shouldve went to specsavers

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sousaphonist 14

As someone who's worn glasses their whole life, people who "forget their glasses" confuse me.

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Bibliovore 26

Especially people with vision bad enough to mistake dog poop for a bird!

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mistress_paz 30

Even if it was a live bird, should have worn gloves--wild birds carry diseases. Still was sweet of you to try to help a critter.

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jowihaynes 13

Sad part is its probably not even her dogs

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fastman19 20

I hope you didn't try to give it mouth to mouth resuscitation!

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