Baby bird blues

By nerderer - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Duluth

Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28

Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.

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mds9986 24

His sight is shit.

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Ted_brosby 4

Pictured OP as Velma from scoobie doo when she loses her glasses.

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S13rra01257 19

I'm just wondering how many rounds of CPR they did... "ONE TWO THREE *BREATHE*"

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Bibliovore 26

But with vision that bad without glasses, why not, y'know, wear them?

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CanadiAnM8 24

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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nickob96 25

Not everyone likes contacts or can't even wear them

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mds9986 24

Yeah, some people really hate that incredibly painful burning feeling you get for 3 seconds after you put them in.

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Bradley_Dillon 39

Doesn't even burn. It's just uncomfortable. If you keep with it, over time you can touch your eye and it not bother you.

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Suaria 38

It sounds like you don't clean your contacts well enough. The only time I have burning sensation putting in contacts is when I don't clean them well enough. It does feel uncomfortable and that is why I like wearing glasses a lot better.

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devildog562 33

Poor turd. It didn't wanna come alive again . It had already been digested once. Seriously you must have a strong prescription to get those confused . It sucks but is extremely funny to me .

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AyeJay101 25

Do you even have a dog that you found that, I guess, outside your door/window?

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bdsmslave 18

And can we talk texture for a moment? Never once in my life have I thought, "Oh, this dog turd feels like a pretty little bird!" And as a very, very older sibling, I've touched many throughout the years. Mostly because of pranks. And wasn't it moist if it was still warm?

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ihaveasushicat 24

I was wondering as well if OP could or couldn't smell it. If it's still warm then it probably still had a smell...

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CyberSeeker 20

I couldn't even process this

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DFMLharsh 20

1) Op thinks she saw a dying bird. 2) It turned out to be turd. 3) Op made the mistake as she wasn't wearing her Spectacles. Easy as 1,2,3.

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keirookami 11

op also seems to have no sense of touch or smell

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Schala360 27

Must've been one weird looking turd

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