His sight is shit.

Should've gone to Specsavers.

Pictured OP as Velma from scoobie doo when she loses her glasses.

I'm just wondering how many rounds of CPR they did... "ONE TWO THREE *BREATHE*"

But with vision that bad without glasses, why not, y'know, wear them?

Not everyone likes contacts or can't even wear them

Yeah, some people really hate that incredibly painful burning feeling you get for 3 seconds after you put them in.

Doesn't even burn. It's just uncomfortable. If you keep with it, over time you can touch your eye and it not bother you.

It sounds like you don't clean your contacts well enough. The only time I have burning sensation putting in contacts is when I don't clean them well enough. It does feel uncomfortable and that is why I like wearing glasses a lot better.

And can we talk texture for a moment? Never once in my life have I thought, "Oh, this dog turd feels like a pretty little bird!" And as a very, very older sibling, I've touched many throughout the years. Mostly because of pranks. And wasn't it moist if it was still warm?

I was wondering as well if OP could or couldn't smell it. If it's still warm then it probably still had a smell...

1) Op thinks she saw a dying bird. 2) It turned out to be turd. 3) Op made the mistake as she wasn't wearing her Spectacles. Easy as 1,2,3.

op also seems to have no sense of touch or smell

*too.