Baby bird blues

By nerderer - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Duluth

Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28

Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.

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The_Bengineer 13

From my experience, birds usually aren't moist and sticky

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daemonsparta 16

dying bird...dog turd...well they rhyme

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chode124 11

at least your heart was in the right place some one had to give a shit about that "bird"

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kidFawkes 14

I guess bird isn't the word. But that sucks OP. Sounds like you had a 'crappy' day.

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psak 8

yep. my eyesight is going. I'm looking forwards to moments like that. s#!++¥ morning. no pun intended. well maybe alottabit.

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MasterSaxon 12

Wow you must have some pretty... shitty vision!!

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thalias 9

At least you intended to do something good. Better don't forget your glasses next time OP!

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buckdharma 37

Throw it straight up in the air and watch as it flies away.

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joshi42 16

So, did you manage to make it fly again?

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