the exact same thing happened to me yesterday :/

Um... You know you're supposed to do that over a toilet, right? Not just like, pop a squat in the middle of the room.... What the hell is wrong with you???

they should have cups stuck on the floor and wall to catch your stray pee when situations like this happen (:

Must resist sexist conment!!!!!!! o.O

You are HOW old and this is your first time peeing in a cup? Strange.

Um...what's wrong with you? I'm a girl and when I was nine I got it all in the cup. I don't want to be grouped in with women if none of them can pee in a cup. Call me Joe from now on.

why was the doctor watching you pee ?

Haha you could have easily done it over the toilet... Instead you decided to destroy the doctors b room

I have this mastered Ive had more UTIs than I can count. You sit on the toliet take your little cup go front ways so you can see and stick the cup under your pissing hole and start peeing no way you can miss. You are an epic fail all your own.

As I read this, I imagined OP as a water balloon, flying around, violently spraying an uncontrollable stream of pee everywhere. Then, when the ordeal is all over, and she falls harmlessly to the ground, she notices not a single drop has fallen into the cup. Yeah, I have an interesting imagination.