Bad boy

By MikeIsMaster - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 584
You deserved it 5 359

Same thing different taste

Top comments

RJB 0

I bet the dog read your mind about what you wanted to do to him..dont lie...

yessirfosho 0

Comments

Good boy...... er... bad dog... yeah, that's what I meant to say.

KurouTenshi 0

At least your boss didn't choke on a dinner roll and die, and then have your place of work demolished to make way for some effed up hospital :O

stinkytruck 0

I would shoot the dog and call my boss a pussy

goarrows 0

ur a ******* dick you know that right?

quikwit1212 0
Ardell 0

Don't you watch The Dog Whisper? Show dominance. do a quick strike to the side of his neck or something with a few fingers. you have to be the pack leader. ;] Try it on your boss, too. Maybe he'll give you a raise if you prove yourself more dominant than him.

DogmaT_fml 4

"i want a raise" "no" "Get em lucy!"

omgwtffmmfl 0
markisunder0ath 0

Passive aggression at its finest. Your dog is ill-behaved, so you sic him on people you don't like, then play all innocent. Your job is toast, Brainiac.