Bad boy

By MikeIsMaster - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 585
You deserved it 5 359

Same thing different taste

Top comments

RJB 0

I bet the dog read your mind about what you wanted to do to him..dont lie...

yessirfosho 0

Comments

perdix 29

When you tell a dog you're having the boss for supper, they think you mean it literally. Only humans can recognize figures of speech. Even then, some stupid humans can't.

bleedinginside 0

the comments say that ur all animals and make decisions like putting the dog down that breed protects his family and would die for his family

OBIDIENCE TRAINING. And put the dog up while you are having dinner with an important guest. strangers don't want your dog staring at them and/or biting them when they are trying to eat. inappropriate and ydi

So you will probably loose your job now...

pinkandblaqk15 0

oh hey an fml the finally isn't way out there.... hmmm....

perdix 29

I hope your dog didn't bite the part of the boss's ass that you habitually kiss.

DogmaT_fml 4

i would say more than kiss, especially since they 'get on pretty well'

fuster 0

What were you serving your boss for supper? Franks and beans or twigs and berries? Try peanutbutter next time and remind your dog that it's improper to use teeth.

laxkid19 0

owww that's gonna hurt in the morning

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sorry, but I'm lol at how this FML is worded. Simple and to the point. Like "Today, I went to the doctor. Everything was going well, until I was diagnosed with cancer."

OP, you deserve it because I'm sure you know your dog is an asshole, should have ties him up?