Weird, Break-ups and Love: Bad breakup idea

Bad breakup idea

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Switzerland - Wildberg

Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 306

You deserved it 4 451

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Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 854

You deserved it 1 600

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 807

You deserved it 3 290

By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 243

You deserved it 3 142

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2022 13:00 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was involved in a car crash. When I told him, my boyfriend was more interested in what he was going to have for lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 976

You deserved it 131

By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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You deserved it 10 388

By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 876

You deserved it 2 226

DoctorWhooves 6

Wednesday 23 May 2012 22:07

Well, be thankful that you're broken up with him then, I guess!

kakarot2 11

Wednesday 23 May 2012 22:07

Well.... I suppose you are better off alone than with an idiot. But give him props for originality.

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aira_1202 0

Wednesday 23 May 2012 23:33

Well it's good that u broke up with him

blackwidowtaco 31

Tuesday 27 August 2013 0:27

He broke up with op, dummy.

rjp1811 0

Wednesday 23 May 2012 23:42

That guy is AWESOME!!! maybe a creative coward, sure, but still gets an "A" for effort lol

Axipiter 24

Wednesday 23 May 2012 23:56

I'm in love with your F-14.

padlarf 14

Wednesday 23 May 2012 23:44

I would really like to know how a Swiss guy with a German accent sounds

padlarf 14

Thursday 24 May 2012 11:39

You are correct, and your criticism does have merit in this instance.

new_Combray 4

Wednesday 23 May 2012 23:45

What a pathetic lie! Pretending to be dead just to break up...

Jackasss_fml 14

Wednesday 23 May 2012 23:50

Wht the hell is wrong with you have such kinda bf in 1st place?? YDI

livelaughlove82 0

Friday 25 May 2012 5:18

Your an idiot for saying something so mean! Obviously the guy needs to be institutionalized

hardehar 9

Wednesday 23 May 2012 23:50

What an idiot!! You are far better off without him OP!

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 23 May 2012 23:52

What attracted you to that idiot?

padlarf 14

Wednesday 23 May 2012 23:55

Speaking with a German accent? Probably.

AgentSmith79 9

Thursday 24 May 2012 0:04

Today, I found out it wasn't my boyfriend who called me. It was a surgeon with a bad German accent. FML.

sammyluvspugs 4

Thursday 24 May 2012 0:14

Wow that is messed up

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Bad breakup idea

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